Weird stuff from around my house
Some things just speak to you on a visceral, spiritual level.
Smoking Mannequin Head was one of those things.
We met in a Seattle antique store. Love at first sight. There atop a tall glass case filled with old broaches and shaving mugs was the coolest nicotine fiend I’ve ever seen.
Paid 100 bucks for him, I think. But price is no object when a Smoking Mannequin Head is involved. Now he’s perched on a shelf in my den, puffing away like Sinatra, ignoring the Surgeon General’s Warning.
Mr. Mannequin Head doesn’t fret about lung cancer.
Mr. Mannequin Head doesn’t have lungs.